Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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