I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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