brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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