Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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