I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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