Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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