"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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