Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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