Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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