I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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