He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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