11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
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