used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Naked. naked and bneed help.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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