she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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