i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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