I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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