I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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