question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Randomize
