let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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