Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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