i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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