check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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