Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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