Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Randomize
