so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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