I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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