we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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