Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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