she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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