It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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