You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
