I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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