is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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