so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
my poor anus
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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