I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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