What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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