i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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