I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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