I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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