I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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