all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Congratulations! We have a period
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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