real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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