Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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