Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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