you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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