You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I AM VODKA MAN
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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