check it out our google latitudes are spooning
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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