do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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