I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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