I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
you made out with another girl for some wings
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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